Date

Nov 29 2025 - Dec 11 2025
Expired!

IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

SHOWTIMES

NOV 28 | FRI

CLOSED

NOV 29 | SAT

12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15 p.m. 

NOV 30 | SUN

12:00, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15 p.m. 

DEC 1 | MON

4:50, 7:15 p.m. 

DEC 2 | TUE

4:50 p.m. 

DEC 3 | WED

4:50, 7:15 p.m. 

DEC 4 | THU

4:50 p.m. 

DEC 5 | FRI

4:50 p.m. 

DEC 6 | SAT

12:00, 2:25 p.m. 

DEC 7 | SUN

7:15 p.m. 

DEC 8 | MON

4:50 p.m. 

DEC 9 | TUE

4:50, 7:15 p.m. 

DEC 10 | WED

4:50, 7:15 p.m. 

DEC 11 | THU

4:50, 7:15 p.m. 
SYNOPSIS

With the whiplash pace of a thriller, writer/director Mary Bronstein takes audiences into a breathtakingly inventive, unexpectedly funny, yet startlingly relatable fever-dream of parental anxiety. Rose Byrne gives a one-of-a-kind cinematic portrait of ultra-pressurized motherhood as Linda, an overwhelmed therapist who finds herself in a state of frenzy and obsessive dread as she grapples with a mounting series of head-spinning crises.

The result is a gripping tale of personal horror and a moving illumination of that moment in life when it all becomes too much. Official Website

Director
Mary Bronstein
WITH
Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald, A$AP Rocky
Run Time

1 hour, 53 minutes

Released

October 10, 2025

Distributed by

A24

HEARING AND VISUAL ASSISTANCE

Assisted Listening

Country

United States

LANGUAGE

English

RATED R

for language, some drug use and bloody images.

REVIEWS

“A tour de force of matriarchal fury from Byrne, who fuels Linda with both a groaning air of despair and the rising hackles of a woman who will not be ridden roughshod over.”

Stephen A. Russell

Time Out

“It’s a towering performance, a feat of intelligence and energy that tightly binds to all of Bronstein’s heady, propulsive style. Let’s hope Byrne gets recognized for all of that hard work in some fashion, even if Linda never gets credit for hers.”

Richard Lawson

Vanity Fair

“Delivering a feverish, raw-nerve performance sure to go down as one of the year’s greats, Byrne has never had a role even remotely this intense to prepare us for the kind of emotional acrobatics her writer-director has in store.”

Peter Debruge

Variety

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