IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU

2025
1 HR, 53 min
NOV 29 → DEC 11

Details

Released October 10, 2025, United States

Drama

1 hour, 53 minutes

A24

English

Starring

Rose Byrne
Conan O’Brien
Danielle Macdonald
A$AP Rocky

Director

Mary Bronstein

Film Information

With the whiplash pace of a thriller, writer/director Mary Bronstein takes audiences into a breathtakingly inventive, unexpectedly funny, yet startlingly relatable fever-dream of parental anxiety. Rose Byrne gives a one-of-a-kind cinematic portrait of ultra-pressurized motherhood as Linda, an overwhelmed therapist who finds herself in a state of frenzy and obsessive dread as she grapples with a mounting series of head-spinning crises.

Film Stills

Full Cast

Rose Byrne

Conan O’Brien

Danielle Macdonald

A$AP Rocky

Additional Credits

Mary Bronstein Director

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Reviews

“A tour de force of matriarchal fury from Byrne, who fuels Linda with both a groaning air of despair and the rising hackles of a woman who will not be ridden roughshod over.”

Stephen A. Russell

Time Out

“It’s a towering performance, a feat of intelligence and energy that tightly binds to all of Bronstein’s heady, propulsive style. Let’s hope Byrne gets recognized for all of that hard work in some fashion, even if Linda never gets credit for hers.”

Richard Lawson

Vanity Fair

“Delivering a feverish, raw-nerve performance sure to go down as one of the year’s greats, Byrne has never had a role even remotely this intense to prepare us for the kind of emotional acrobatics her writer-director has in store.”

Peter Debruge

Variety